Thursday, December 22, 2005

What are your thoughts on degrees of hotness?

Meagan
Kernersville, NC

For men, there are two ways to measure a girl. You can measure in DHs (Degrees of Hotness) or DCs (Degrees of Cuteness). There is also a third system called the Ugly System that uses DUs (Degrees of Ugliness), but so as not to offend we will stick to DHs and DCs since they are on a positive scale, whereas DUs are on a negative scale. Now that we have defined the terms, let us move on to a comparison between DHs and DCs (These are often confused with one another unless you have studied hotology (the study of hotness).

Characteristics of a hot girl involve voluptuous lips, longer hair, sharper facial features, a long neck, and an hourglass body shape with long legs. Note that this is in proportion to her body, so she does not have to be tall to be hot. Their looks are more intimidating, and their dress is usually tighter to the body accentuating their figure. They use their hotness to gain power, and they put down women who are not as good looking as them. They play games with guys and when they are done with him they throw him out in the gutter and move on to the next new exciting thing. Usually the male attracted to this type girl has big muscles, a big ego, and a weak mind.

Characteristics of a cute girl involve softer more downplayed features. Their lips are small and supple. They either have a perky or button nose. The clothes they wear are modest and do not rely on showing off their body. Their hair can be long but short hair also works well for this type. They have a gentle and quiet spirit and they are sweet and kind. Their smile lights up their face, and they do not realize their own beauty. They love their dads, and they usually have had a great upbringing. If they ever use their cuteness to their own advantage to get what they want and they care too much about popularity and putting people down to lift themselves up, they fall out of cuteness and it is VERY hard to get it back. They differ from the hot girl, because their cuteness is not just skin deep. Their personality and their heart plays into their DC whereas a girls DH is predominately determined by the way they look. Now do not make the mistake that a cute girl cannot dress or act hot sometimes. This is actually a plus, but they cannot do this too much or else they will fall out of cuteness and into hotness. Usually the type of male attracted to this female is me.

Here are some examples of cuteness vs. hotness:

Well known cute girls include: Carrie Russel (from the TV show Felicity, We Were Soldiers), Katie Holmes (Batman Begins, girlfriend to Tom Cruise, etc.), and Kate Hudson (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Raising Helen, Almost Famous), my sister, etc.

Well known hot girls include: Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson, Famke (Jean Grey in X-Men), Catherine Zeta Jones, Macyl Falwell, etc.

DHs and DCs are universal, but it will vary from different guys perspectives.

I have always told girls to be very careful in how they act and dress, because that determines what kind of guy they will attract. If you do not want a shallow guy, do not dress in a way that is going to attract him. If you are actually wanting a quality guy, rely on your sweet personality, and your beauty will just add strength to what's already there.

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