Top 5 things that I like to do instead of homework:

1) Play video games

2) Talk to friends

3) Eat

4) Sleep

5) Write in my Blog

and now a short rendition of Josser's Favorite Things (sung to the Sound of Music)

hot sauce on chicken and girls in long dresses
smoke from a good pipe and girls with long tresses
sleeping and eating and a hot girl who sings
these are a few of my favorite things

When the Big Red sucks
When the Blog stinks
when I'm smelling bad
I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don't feel so sad

Thank you, thank you. I have now reached a new level of boredom.