Jerry Falwell is actually a really funny guy.

Today after the service we went and talked to him for awhile. He punched me in the gut two times in jest and also asked me what college I was going to right now. I told him Santa Fe Community College, and he said that he could get me kicked out of that college by phoning them, so that I could go to Liberty instead. He's an interesting person to say the least. He's also paying my way when I come up here in the fall, so he's my good friend. I also met another guy named Charlie who is a bigger man and sometimes makes about $150,000 a week. My parents said I needed a job when I came up, and without hesitation he said alright. Looks like the restaurant business will be a thing of the past.

My time here in Virginia is done for the moment. It's time to make the drive back. All ten and a half hours of it.