It sucks to be a jerk. It sucks even more to be a jerk and have someone find out about it.

I said something that I shouldn't have said, and the person who it was about, found out. Gossip is a sign of insecurity, and I guess I'm very insecure. Here's a helpful word of advice. Next time you think about saying something about a friend just to get a few laughs, go put your head in a toilet and flush it several times and then pour gasoline in your hair and light it on fire.

After doing this, your perspective on things will never be clearer.